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Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts
Sunday, October 30, 2011
The Great Pumpkin
Wondering why we've been so quiet this month? This is why. I've had a great month, and I've done a lot of exciting things, but sadly, a man isn't one of them. I've done something much more important though, and that's make some really awesome friends. So now that I've filled up my contact list, it's time to fill up this massive bed. Bring it on, November!
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Happy Halloween
Yesterday I went on a costume pub crawl. It started at 1 pm. Do you know how many people are dressed up for Halloween at 1 pm? No one. Do you know how many people stared at/talked about me, in full costume, as I rode the subway alone at 1 pm? Everyone. Everyone stared at the zombie schoolgirl smeared in fake blood. An Asian tourist took a picture of me. One guy even asked me if I was ok, and I don't think he was joking.
The costume crawl was a blast. It's always fun to see guys in costumes, and then girls in slutty versions of those costumes. My friends and I decided Halloween may be the easiest night of the year to meet someone. You have an instant icebreaker when you go to caress that chicken, feel that guys grapes or punch a muppet in the head, just to see if he feels it. Yep, those are all effective icebreakers.
Today I'm going to Jonny Damon's house and then we're going to an apple orchard that his family owns. Isn't that the cutest date ever?! If only this fake blood would come off...
The costume crawl was a blast. It's always fun to see guys in costumes, and then girls in slutty versions of those costumes. My friends and I decided Halloween may be the easiest night of the year to meet someone. You have an instant icebreaker when you go to caress that chicken, feel that guys grapes or punch a muppet in the head, just to see if he feels it. Yep, those are all effective icebreakers.
Today I'm going to Jonny Damon's house and then we're going to an apple orchard that his family owns. Isn't that the cutest date ever?! If only this fake blood would come off...
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