Happy Birthday, Violet!

Today is Violet's birthday. Today our parents will call to sing to her over the phone (her favorite!). Today is the day that I have to stop making fun of her for getting old because I sense that she doesn't find it funny anymore. Today Violet will be taken out to dinner by her ACTUAL BOYFRIEND. Today Violet's friends will buy her drinks. Today Violet will hopefully drunk text me some good material. Today Violet will get Birthday Booty. Today Violet will realize that this year is bound to be her best one yet (Birthday Booty promises that).

Enjoy your day Violet. It's sure to be a good one.