It's that time of year again! Time for us to shower Grayer with birthday wishes, presents, baked goods, cards, and drinks. In honor of your special day, I've compiled a list of things you can do today, just because it's your birthday:
- Eat cake. All day. You can eat it for breakfast if you want to. The calories don't count. Because it's your birthday.
- Let everyone come to you. You don't need to call, text, or email anyone today. They'll call you. Because it's your birthday.
- Get free drinks. There is no reason why you should buy a single drink today. Everyone should buy you a drink. Because it's your birthday.
- Look absolutely fabulous. Obviously, you look absolutely fabulous everyday, but today, you're going to kick it up a notch. Because it's your birthday.
- You don't need to listen to tales of someone else's drama. Today, you can just talk about YOU. Because it's your birthday.
- Get birthday booty. Every other day, it's just... booty. But today it's birthday booty. Go get yourself some! (But please be responsible.)
- Eat whatever you want. Besides the cake, you can eat anything you want. You choose the dinner location. Like it says in #1, the calories don't count today. Because it's your birthday.
- Check facebook every 5 minutes to see who has wished you a happy birthday and unfriend those who don't. Time to see who your real friends are!
- Stay out late on a Monday night. Because it's your birthday.
- Ignore phone calls from YFA. Oh, wait. You do that all year. My bad.
So please, go out and enjoy all of the above things. Because it's your birthday.
1 comment:
Thanks Vi. I had a fabulous day that included many of the aforementioned perks. Including booty. But more on that later.
P.S. I had birthday cake for breakfast.
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