Grayer's last post reminded me of a conversation I had with Fenella last weekend. Fen and I had discussed before our
desire to be sluttier than we actually are, and months later, she had come up with a way that she is, indeed, a slut. Turns out, when it comes to Fen's immediate family, she is quite slutty. Everyone else in her family took to the first boyfriend/girlfriend they ever had. But Fen? She's playing the field. Total slut.
To which I said, "Well, you've got one on me. I can't even be the Slut of my family because of my sister [Grayer]."
So Congratulations Fen and Grayer for being the sluts of your respective families, and you Grayer, for being the biggest slut of this blog.