Everything I need to know in life, I've learned from bumper stickers

You don't have to have a life coach to learn about love and war, just read the bumper stickers.

• I don't make mistakes, I date them
• Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
• Disney movies have given me unrealistic expectations of men
• They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!
• Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up!"
• Well behaved women rarely make history
• Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about
• Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just the people you have fun with
• Sorry baby, Pimps don't fall in love
• I spent Saturday night with my boyfriends: Ben & Jerry
• Don't chase them, replace them