A wise woman once said, "We date, therefore we text." And I, a longtime opponent of texting, have come to realize just how true that is, and if I want children, I'm going to have to let go of my old-fashioned ways and accept texting as a means of communication. And while I'm still not completely entrenched in the texting society, I engaged in quite a bit of flirtexting last night, with big assists from Scarlet and a bottle of wine.
Yes, that's right. Scarlet is visiting this weekend, and we were doing it up Bridget-style; polishing off a bottle of wine on my porch while bashing fuckwits. After the wine took effect, I whipped out my phone and texted John Boy, who is out of town for the weekend. I told him about the giant bugs invading our porch, like something out of a horror movie. He offered to come over (next week) and kill the bugs. I told him I might have to make out with him if he did. He said to consider them killed. Then he asked if Scarlet and I were having a good time, and I told him we were discussing the merits of men with beards and the hazards of men with stubble, which is what we were, in fact, discussing. It will be interesting to see what kind of facial hair he has the next time I see him.
And as I am in some desperate need of some quality lip action, I am fervantly hoping that it is NOT stubble.
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The quote, "We date, therefore we text" is by Olivia Baniuszewicz and Debra Goldstein in their book, Flirtexting. It's a must read if you want to become a textpert. You can buy it here: http://www.amazon.com/Flirtexting-How-Text-Your-Heart/dp/1602393672
This is so true. I do text, though not avidly, however my messages always go up when courting a new fella.
And a few day old stubble is the perfect blend of hotness,and softness without having the fullness of a beard, which is also hot. Oh facial hair, how I love you.
I'm having an 80s party for my birthday, and have asked HOG for his one gift to me to be a mustache for the party. The mustache will just be funny, but the scruff preceeding the mustache will be HOT!
That's where I heard it! The author's were on the radio one morning, and they handed out that little gem. I'm realizing just how true it really is. Maybe I need to find that book at the library.
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