The jack of diamonds

Yesterday, I had a palm reading.  Don't be jealous.  It was a perk at my employee appreciation picnic (that and a ton of food and games).   I stood in line with a coworker for a good 30 minutes for a 2 minute reading.  It was worth it.  Apparently, I have very "funny" hands.

First of all, according to my astrology, I'm a Jack of Diamonds.
"This is the salesman's card. These people are sharp, clever and always able to make a good living using their wits and charm. They are very independent and creative, and operate as much from their instincts as they do from their quick and creative minds. The Jack of Diamonds has great power to persuade others.  Many are artistically inclined and some are even gifted.  All Jacks can be immature and crafty, due to their vast creativity and they usually mean well even when they are not able to come through on their promises. They love to play and even in old age retain a certain youthful quality.  Freedom is an important element in their lives on all levels.  Jack of Diamonds are caring and considerate, especially of those who they feel are part of their 'family'. They know how to get along with others and usually do. Their natural charm can make them very effective with others."

So that's why I'm so dang charming and persuasive!  Secondly, she takes a look at my hands.   My hands are cute and sweet but I'm not, she says.  I am a force to be reckoned with.  (Damn straight). I have very flexible fingers, which makes me "very funny",  I'm all over the place and not easily held down.  My thumb tells her that I am bossy.   She keeps telling me how funny I am. I don't know if it means I'm funny personally or my hand is funny. 

As far as lines go, I have a strong business line (the sales person in me) and a good career line, with a big change at the age of around 55 (early retirement hopefully? or finally starting a money making scheme with Violet).  One line shows relationship drama (Jack of diamonds are players, and I am no different) and low and behold, I have a marriage line (Hallelujah!!!).   Her exact words were "And here's your marriage line, you're going to have one nutso marriage"  Nutso?  What exactly does that mean??  "It will be crazy, your a Jack of Diamonds, you wouldn't be happy if it wasn't a little nutso!  You can't have a regular old marriage! You'd be bored!"  She then flung her feather boa over her should and wished me a good day.  

This is even better then my Tarot reading!  Personality wise, she's pretty spot on.  I am cute and sweet, but girrrrl, you better watch yourself before you mess with me or my family!  And as for that bossy thumb, well, I am my mother's daughter.  I can be pretty persuasive, particularly with the male variety, some would even call me charismatic.  Am I a player?  More so than some, relationship drama does seem to be a recurring theme too.  And can I get a What What! for a marriage line?! Here I had been worried that I had ruined my chances by stabbing myself with a knife in my marriage line (wrong hand, they read the one you write with).  But now I've got a "nutso" marriage coming my way.  Awesome...I think.