A job prospect is exciting enough but think of it this way: a new job and a new city means a whole slew of new boys. And oh, how I need new boys. For example, in between my jumping up and down in concentric circles, the big hug from my aunt, and the shrill "Now you'll never have to move back to the parental's house!" squeal of Violet, I got a "Sweet. How much cash?" from Conrad. Ugh. He's such a boy. This comment was followed by, "Aww you're moving away from me." Again, such a boy. Yes Conrad, me excitingly telling you I got my first job offer is all about cash and you. Typical.
I did remind him that I'm only moving an hour away, but I doubt I'll see much of him. It's ok. I need a fresh start. Which is exactly what this move will give me. And as Violet cleverly pointed out to me, this is a college town (We're talking Ivy league, Ladies!) and we all know I love the college boys. Cougar, Out.
3 comments:
CONGRATULATIONS! Not only is this obviously exciting career and life-wise, but your worst fears of moving back in with the parental unit will not be realized! Instead of watching them practice their foxtrot in the kitchen, you will be out having fun! And yes, a cougar like you is definitely in need of some fresh meat!
That's so exciting!
Congratulations Grayer!!
Yippeee!!! Many congratulations, bring on the fresh (ivy league) meat!!
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