Instead of my mind wandering to being outside, or of my evening plans with HOG, my attention was completely captivated by the fine specimen sitting at the head of the conference table. Talk about eye candy. Think Emmett Cullen, minus the curls, and this is exactly what you get, (and yes hotter than the one in the movie). Dark complexion, brown eyes, dimples, personality and don't forget the body. Yum.
As I was staring at him (and might I mention that he kept making eye contact with me and smiling) there were a couple of things I tried to keep in mind.
- Emmett is an undergrad in my lab, my undergrad to be exact, and therefore I am his superior.
- He looks extremely good in dress clothes
- Not only is he a sophomore in college, but he's a sophomore frat boy, who's not yet 21.
- I vividly remember seeing him without his shirt on when we played water polo. And it was good.
- He usually smells like he needs to reapply some deodorant.
- With body odor in mind, I think it would be perfectly acceptable to hire him over the summer to do yardwork, while I sat and watched from the safety of the deck.
Though in my defense, my ex-imaginary boyfriend was also my undergrad/frat boy and that wasn't inappropriate. And ok, he was my age and there was a lot of fuckwittage in the end, but when it was good, it was gooooood (and totally worth it).
So forgive me for wanting to have some fun while I'm young. A girl has needs. It really won't be too much longer before I'll just be a creepy cougar hiring 20-year-olds to do lawnwork.
So I'll just keep thinking about making out with him, and the very large hole I may need dug for no apparent reason in my backyard. I blame the heat. I makes me so....delirious..
(And yes, Hanging Out Guy is good, thanks for asking).
2 comments:
You're a cougar in the making.
Haha...I take it you want to do it Desperate Housewives style?
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